Rock Cakes that Won’t Break your Teeth

If you visit Hagrid, you will likely get offered rock cakes. While his may break your teeth, these soft biscuits are much more enjoyable.

Rock Cakes are a specialty of Hagrid’s that he always has available when Harry visits his hut. They are described as similar to a fruitcake. But they are rock hard and can crack your teeth if you aren’t careful. Of course, I didn’t make mine rock hard. Dental insurance costs enough, I didn’t need any broken teeth to deal with!

The rock cakes were shapless lumps with raisins that almost broke their teeth, but Harry and Ron pretended to be enjoying them as they told Hagrid all about their first lessons.

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Hagrid, the Hogwarts gamekeeper, had obliged with a sack full of his own homamde rock cakes. (Harry hadn’t touched these; he had had too much experience of Hagrid’s cooking.)

-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Finally he slammed down three bucket-sized mugs of mahogany-brown tea in front of them and a plate of his rock cakes. Harry was hungry enough even for Hagrid’s cooking, and took one at one.
…
…he had abandoned the rock cake after an ominous cracking noise from one of his back teeth.

-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I looked at a few recipes for fruitcake since I knew they were similar. I found a recipe here on a popular fansite called Mugglenet but tweaked it just a bit. There was too much flour making these a bit too crumbly and I could taste the flour at times. So we lowered that just a little.

I want to try again and put some strawberries or blueberries in with the raisins, but I haven’t had a chance yet. I guess that would also make it a fruitcake rather than the rock cakes I set out to make.

Once you have the dough made, these are formed like a drop biscuit, which gives them their distinct “shapeless lumps” look. Also, don’t forget the cinnamon-sugar. I did on one batch, and it wasn’t quite the same.

Step by Step

To make Hagrid’s rock cakes, preheat the oven to 400F. Grease a large cookie sheet or preheat a baking stone.

In a medium-sized bowl, sift the flour, salt, and pumpkin pie spice together.

Cut the butter into the flour with a pastry blender or two butter knives.

Stir in the sugar and raisins.

In a separate medium-sized bowl, whisk the eggs and milk together.

Pour the egg mixture into the bowl with the flour mixture and use a large wooden spoon to stir it into a dough. It won’t be smooth, but make sure there are no lumps of flour. Just don’t overmix or the cakes may become rock hard when they bake.

Use a spoon or your hands to grab small portions of the dough out and drop it onto the prepared cookie sheet or stone. They don’t have to be perfect and don’t smooth them out. Just try to get them all about the same size so they cook evenly. In a small bowl, mix the sugar and cinnamon. Sprinkle that over the rock cakes and bake for about 12-15 minutes, until they start to turn golden brown.

Transfer the cakes to a wire rack to cool.

They can be saved in an airtight container for up to two days, and make a great breakfast.

Recipe

Hagrid’s Rock Cakes

If you visit Hagrid, you will likely get offered rock cakes. While his may break your teeth, these soft biscuits are much more enjoyable.

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 15 minutes

Total Time 25 minutes

Course:

Breakfast

|

Snack

Cuisine:

American

Keyword:

biscuits

|

fruit

Servings: 12 cakes

5 from 4 votes

Ingredients

• 3 1/2 cups self-rising flour
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
• 2 sticks butter (softened)
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1 cup raisins
• 4 eggs
• 1/2 cup milk
• 2 tbsp granulated sugar
• 1 tbsp cinnamon

Recommended Equipment

• Baking Stone
• Baking Sheet
• Mixing Bowls – Stainless Steel
• Sifter
• Pastry Blender
• Whisk – Wire
• Wooden Spoon
• Cookie Scoop
• Wire Cooling Rack

Instructions

• Preheat the oven to 400F and grease a cookie sheet or preheat a baking stone
• In a medium bowl, sift the flour, salt, and pumpkin pie spice together
• Cut the butter into the flour mixture
• Stir in the sugar and raisins
• In a separate medium bowl, whisk the eggs and milk together
• Pour the egg mixture into the flour mixture
• Use a wooden spoon to stir just until there are no more lumps of flour
• Use a spoon to scoop small amounts of the dough onto the prepared pan as you would a drop biscuit
• In a small bowl, mix the sugar and cinnamon together
• Sprinkle each rock cake with the cinnamon-sugar
• Bake for about 12-15 minutes
• Transfer to a wire rack to cool

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Nutrition Facts

Hagrid's Rock Cakes

Amount Per Serving (1 each)

Calories 404 Calories from Fat 153

% Daily Value*

Fat 17g26%

Saturated Fat 10g50%

Cholesterol 96mg32%

Sodium 261mg11%

Potassium 174mg5%

Carbohydrates 55g18%

Fiber 2g8%

Sugar 19g21%

Protein 7g14%

Vitamin A 565IU11%

Vitamin C 0.7mg1%

Calcium 42mg4%

Iron 1mg6%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.

All nutritional information is based on third-party calculations and should be considered estimates. Actual nutrition content will vary based on brands used, measuring methods, portion sizes, and more.

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